February 2012
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Weird moments of generous offers
Me: I'll do it!
Friend: No, it's fine I'll do it!
Me: No No, I insist. I'll do it
Friend: NO. I'll do it
Me: NO...I'LL DO IT
Friend: oh okay thanks!
Me: No, you do it.
Friend: No...you do it.
Lessons I've learned. →
bwandoncastillo:
Love doesn’t exist because it’s all a bunch of bullshit until you hit like 30.
Always keep your guard up in everything.
Taking advantage of people is sometimes needed.
People are fakes and liars. Never trust anybody except yourself.
Family is everything.
Candy fucks up your teeth badly.
Be yourself. Not someone you wish to mirror.
The art of life is that everyone is...
California weather.
Morning: HOLY SHIT its freezing.
Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.
When you try to quietly sneak around the house at...
cathiekinz:
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I wonder if he ever looks back and think “I miss her”.
I notice everything.
dinhtheresa:
And by everything, I literally mean everything. I notice when someone stops hitting me up like they used to. I notice when the way someone talks to me starts changing. I notice the little things that people do, and the little things they used to do. I notice when things change, and when it’s no longer the same. I notice every single little detail; I just don’t say anything.
Police Officer: How high are you?
Me: No no no officer, it's hi how are you
In class: I actually get this!
Homework: What the fuck
Quiz: What the fuck
Test: What the fuck
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“Some of you guys think rainbows fly out of my ass, and I fart sunshine”
– Bubzbeauty (Dealing with Negative People 101)
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Sometimes I wonder what it would be like if we ever got together. How different would things be? Would it have been a great memory? Or would it have been best if we just stayed friends? Maybe things happen for a reason.
My biggest mistake was thinking that I actually...
“People always tell me smoking is disgusting, that it’s unhealthy and insanitary....”
– Alex Lumbert (via deesquared)
"It's just a bunch of k-pop stars and a black guy"
yebrensaye:
silentcatastrophe:
— My cousin on the cast of Final Fantasy XIII
HAHAHA OMFGGG
LOOOL
“So that’s the best advice that I could give - just keep moving forward and don’t...”
– Johnny Depp (via eletheowl)
erosconleche:
thatsmoderatelyraven:
I don’t have school tomorrow
‘merica.
